How you are likely to end up after competing in the 'Daft Raft Race' organised by Shetland branch of the Scottish Sub-Aqua Club in Lerwick Harbour. Crews and their craft in last May's race were judged for ingenuity, bravery beyond care and sheer incredibility.

Competition was so intense that outbreaks of egg, flour and water bomb throwing could not be suppressed.

Nevertheless, £3,980 was raised in sponsorship with £1,000 each going to Aith and Lerwick lifeboat stations and the rest to local charities..